Kimpu leh Kimpi – 4
A sangkah kik uh ciang Kimpu leh Kimpi zong kimucil kinuihsan pah salsal uh hi. Bang acihnopna hi ding hiam ciin a kigen ciangin a Maithak Muak Ni (Freshers Welcome) a a gamtat dan uh leh a thu theihte uh kibehlap lua ban ah themkhat nitumna lamte omdan a theihna uh kibehlap ahih man hi. Tua ni mateng nangawn a ni a ni in khang hanhan hileh kilawm uh a, tua zawh semsem ciang lim khan mahmah kaan uh hi. A diak in Kimpu pen ki smart sak (ki sitai sak) mahmah diak a, zan ni a theih tuni zang hipah lianlian te pawl hise hi.
“Good morning Kimpi”
“Zingpha hong ci peuh ve u Kimpu, bualbual teh… tuni hong kikhek kei si cia”
“Zingsang ahih nawnloh hang zingsang lam hilai ahih cianga ‘good morning’ hipah lian aive”
“Hi mah veh, hilua veh”
“Got it?”
“Oh yessss…”
“Ha ha ha… ”
“Ha ha ha…”
“Inn lam news a om hia?”
“No, no news, nothing, really”
“Kei zong thuzak nei keng u Kimpu aw”
“Kimpi, ‘u’ cih khawng zangzang nawn ken.. college kah ciatciat ‘u’, nau’ cih te kizang nawnlo hi, ka min tawh hong sam ziauziau in”
“Hilo hi u Kimpu aw, i ngeina ah uzawte ‘u’ ciin kisam ngeina hi… nang uzaw na hih cianga u hong ci ka hive…”
“Darling hong ci zaw lecin aita ve… ha ha..”
“Nang lah ciamnuih tawh thuah pahpah. Darling i hong cih in, u Kimpu hong kici thei nawnlo ding hi ven”
“Tua mah i ut avele, my dear”
“Ha ha… na joker lua… ha ha…”
“Romantic mahmah ding, lah westernized mahmah lai ding… ei omdante khawng taw-ta lua… understand?”
“Taw-ta hipah sam dia hia, ei zong a khangto laitak hi ve hang, i level kikimlo hizaw lo ding maw”
“Level niamzaw ahih mana taw-ta aive. Level kikim nadingin mite omdan lak pahpah ding hilel, hilo maw?”
“Hi mah, hi khin kei”
“Change… change to be smart..”
“Change bel hong om zel mah ding hi. Not too fast, hilo maw u Kimpu?”
“Hello.. hello… Ka SMS na ngah hia u Kimpu?”
“What SMS?”
“Ka thuzak kong gen pen e, ngahlo maw..”
“Hong en pak ning aw, class room ah mobile phone ki switch off ahih cianga…”
“Okay”
“Aw, okay… I’ll be there. Ka phone khiata ning maw”
“Ok kimu ni ei”
“Bus cik ciang hong tung ding ahia?”
“Well, in about 2 mins khawng hi inteh”
“Okay, na lawmnu in hoih hong sa takpi maw, aman hong na ngak ding maw?”
“He, ka lawmnu in, ‘na khuapihpa uh hoih kasa hong paipih in, Niangno Niangtui Nunnuam Stall ah’ hong ci a, amah zong nang mah banga tangzang khat hiveh aw… na muh ciang hopih pah in aw..”
“Okay, thanks Kimpi.” (Bang dinga Kimpi in amah tawh om napi midang tawh nong introduce mawk ahi tam aw???)
“Welcome u Kimpu”
“Bus hong paita ei, lut ni”
“Lut ni..”
“Ka lawmnu pen maw ka class vuah a tei mahmah khat hi in lai zong siam hi, a lungsim zong manlang zong kilep zalzal lel hi, na theih ding ka cihna hi u Kimpu aw”
“Awle lungdam ei Kimpi”
“… Hi..”
“Hi..”
“Nong pai theih ka lungdam ei Kimpu…”
“No problem, its a pleasure. Na min banga? Bangci hong sap ding ka hia?”
“Ha ha… ka min theih kul kei e, no bang dawn ding? Coffee maw, Niangtui maw, Niangphan maw? Ken hong treat ning ei…”
“Min theihloh in ki om thei ding maw, na min gen phot in, nek leh dawn thupi masa kei e..”
“Ka min maw… Kimpi in hong genlo maw… ha ha… bang dawn ding gen phot un”
“Gen nuam kei veh aw, nangmah mah in dongin ci teitei veh aw.. nong hilhnuamkei uh leh lah phamawh kei e, kei na ciahkik mai ning…”
“Khol phot dih in u Kimpu, i ciamnuihna hisam e… ei bang khawng na theihnop tak na theihzawh sawt inteh, Maithak Muak Ni pek pan na lasak hoihsa ing a, na Break Dance zong siamlua teh…”
“Na min nong gen phot kei leh hong dawng kei ning ei… please!”
“Okay, ka min maw Nuamno hi”
“Aw, min hoih nei lua cin a kihisak na hi ve maw… ha ha…”
“Hilo, hilo, hi peuhmahlo… u Kimpu”
“Himah ei, Nuamno cih min khawng nei leng ei zong iki hisak mah kei dia.. ha ha..”
“Okay, tua zah cita ni… i niangtui zong hong tungta… Ih maw u Kimpu, ken dena ka gen na Break Dance pen muhnop na sa lua in, ahih hang lah nungak tampi in nang hong delh ding cih lah thei si in hong hopih ngamlo.. nang bel kei zong hong mu kha beeklo a ka min na ngawn a theilo hi teh, ken bel na min na ciamteh pah ing…”
“Na min bel ka ciamteh loh hang ka lawmte’n Hostel ah a kikup zel pen uh hingel inteh… na mel ka muh hang hong hopih ngam khang e, nang bel na mel hoih tawh lawm zong hau, hong vil ding tam ding ahih cianga..”
“Tam peuhmah lo a, ka kikholhpihte zong ka lawm bek hi a… nang banga smart lo uh hiveh aw…”
“Kei smart ka hiam aw??”
“Nang smart kei lecin kua smart ding? I kiho zel thei diam?”
“Kiho thei e… …”
“Tua leh u Kimpu na mobile nambat nong pia diam?”
“Sure… giat giat kua kua bem sagih zero””
“Oh, so smart you, kei a zong la o… six seven five two one three li …. ha ha… nang cih dan ai ve… ha ha..”
“Ha ha… college kah zawh English khawng kisin luat ding ci a a lim zat nuam pha mahmah kaive… Nuamno”
“Kalaisai zatluat ding hilua ei u Kimpu.. ka lawm Kimpi hong man leh ciahte lo dia mate?”
“Aive, amah zong ei gel chance hong pia cih dan aive maw… tua tantan tui buk ah lut cih bang om ngei kei…”
“… ahih dan ding ka gen kholhsa hi e… u Kimpu tawmvei kihopih nuam ing, chance nong pia thei diam ka cih hi… tua man a Niangtui dawn khit ciang tui buk lam ah a lut hi.”
“Aw, tua bang hizaw maw.. kei hopih nop leh ama zak in zong phamawh kei e…”
“Hilo e, amah leh nang pen khua khat hi in, kizuizui na hih ciang vua kingai kha le uh cin ken hong tanglo ding ka hih cianga… he he he…”
“Kingai vet nai kei ve ung aw, aman hong ngaihsun zo nai kei veh Nuamno”
“Nang ngaihsun zolo zaw hi nicia u Kimpu?”
“Amah hizaw, ken bel darling khawng ci a sam ut e… aman hisak thei nailo hiveh aw, khua lam ciah ciang ka convince kullo dia”
“Darling cih bel kei ading hong siit sak o u Kimpu… please”
“Khawng hong umsak takpi ni cia Nuamno…”
“Hmm…. banga na gen uh nopsak tuak si uh cia… hmmm…”
“Bangmah gen kei ung e, Kimpi hong man hak si e ci hi bek ung..”
“Himah ei, Kimpi hong man ciang ciahta leng ci a Nuamno in, hong cimtak thu a gengen hiveh aw…sawtsa luata..”
“Ha ha… tun zong kipanpih khinta maw… hmm… kituak mahmah nucia u Kimpu leh lawm Nuamno aw”
SMS: “Kimpi, tuni u Kimpu tawh nong kimuhsak ka lungdam lua. Bang hong pia ding ka?”
SMS: “Bangmah piak kul kei”
SMS: “Hilo, kul mah, ka lungdam man beek e”
SMS: “Na kiho theih ding uh ka hihtheih ka lungdam khin”
SMS: “Ka future ding hong bright sak mahmah na hih cianga ka lungdamna hong lak nuam hi ing Kimpi”
SMS: “Tua na cih tentan leh lah sangtawp ciang puanten khat hong leisak aw leh”
SMS: “Awle, hoih ei, tua cih ni ei. Ka lungdam lua hi”
SMS: “Na smooth mahmah ding uh hong deihsak ing…”
SMS: “Kipan nailo a smooth ding gen nai kei in, ka kisap ciang hong gensak zel in aw”
SMS: “OK, sure Nuamno”
SMS: “Thanks, bye Kimpi”
SMS: “Kimpi, zingciang Nipini na kikhawm diam? Kong zawn diam?”
SMS: “Kikhawm ding. Kei hong zawn man di maw… how about lawm Nuamno??… ha ha…”
SMS: “Kimpi, hong nuisak ken aw, no jokes please… ka cihtak hi, kong zawn diam?”
SMS: “Aw, hong zawn ve… nungakte a heh kei ding uh leh… ha ha”
SMS: “Ha ha… a heh ding cih bang om kei e… Kimpi nang mahmah, joker lua ken aw”
SMS: “Ha ha ha…”
“Kongcingpa aw, Kimpi kikhawm dingin zawn nuam ing, ka lut thei diam?”
“Aw, hong lut in. Lenglakhawlna ah na tu in aw, va sam ning aw..”
“Awle, lungdam ei”
“Hmm…. kei hong zawn takpi na hia… paulap kawma hong pai na hia.. u Kimpu?”
“Ha ha.. nang bekmah hong zawn hi ing ei, pai pah ni ei..”
“Na khawl o, ka lawmte zong i paina ding lampi kibang, amau zong hong pai sawm, ngakpak ni ei…”
“Awle, sure”
“… hi hi…. hi hi…. hi hi….”
“Tua a nui zaizaite kua ahia Kimpi?”
“Nang hong galmuh nungakte hilo dia u Kimpu?
“Kalai, u Kimpu hong vak maw..?”
“He. Kimpi kikhop pai ding hong zawn hi ing e. No e Nuamno, koi ah?”
“Aw, hampha si e, ko zong hong tonpih ve, paikhawm ni, kikhopna ding lampi kibang hiven..”
“Hi ei u Kimpu amau zong tonkhawm ni, Nuamno te kikhopna zong ei lam mah hi”
“Pai vua leh ton liailiai ni e..”
“Kikhop nuam un aw Nuamno…”
“Awle, no zong aw, hong kikhawm un maw khatvei, na nih un Kimpi tawh u Kimpu?”
“Awle, khatvei bek maw?”
“Ha ha ha… khatvei zong na ut tam maw a ci hi ung e u Kimpu aw”
“U Kimpu, nuamsa lua teh mate.. Nipini simin hong zawn zel in maw.. ha ha…”
“Ha ha… cihdan siamlua teh Kimpi, nang tawh kikholh nuamsa zaw ing e…”
“Um keng ei, Nuamno te kiang nuamsa zaw hiaihiai ding hiteh… ei bel hong mangngilh panpan talo ding na hia?”
“Mangngilh lo e… nangmah hoih hong sa zaw ing…”
“Na zuaupi hi e… zong hong hopih man nawn kei pah ve ni cim”
“Tuaci lo ding e maw Kimpi?”
“Na zuau hi, tun zong va delhpah ve…”
“Kua maw delh ding?”
“Nuamno te”
“Tua ci pah kei ve Kimpi”
“Ka min zong hong sam ken, Nuamno min bek samta in..”
“Tua bang pah laulau ding hikei veh aw Kimpi… zong ka kingaih bek loh pi uh… khatvei kimu pan hiveleh.. hong telkhial kei in maw Kimpi”
“Na zuau hi, ngai pianpianta teh, kei paulap bek in hong zang ta teh…”
“Tua banghilo Kimpi, theikhial hiteh… theikhial kei in aw…”
“Theikhial keng, theilua ing..”
“Shh…… na ngak ve Kimpi”
“Ha ha… Nuamno te kiang lam delh sawm na hih leh ci a… ha ha…”
“Ha ha ha… ”
“Hong kikhawm thei maw Kimpu leh Kimpi. No sangkah laisiamte na om uh ciang i lungmuang hi. Hong lut pah un”
“He, ko zong nuamsa ung ei Upapa…”
Aman ka mawhna teng lakhia zo
Amin siang phat un, Amin siang phat un
Aman ka mawhna teng lakhia zo,
Halleluijah min phat un…
…mengmeng….meng…..
“Tuni kikhopna hunpha hong pia Pasian tungah i lungdam hi….pat lam i manawh dinga..”
(zop lai ding)
Hau Za Cin
Phuitong Liim
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