Wonderful Definitions : Alamdang Khiatna neite

SCHOOL : Sang Inn
A place where Parents pay and children play.
Nu leh Pa’n ta te ki mawl nang sum beilawh na mun hi.

LIFE INSURANCE : Luang Maan
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Contractor pa’n na nuntak sung zang sak in na sih the ong hauh sak hi.

NURSE : Zato Siamah te
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Ih mutsuahna zatang pia ding aa hong phong te hi.

MARRIAGE : Ki teenna
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters..
Pasal te a B.A degree amansuah na ding leh Numei ten Master ngah na ding thukimna bawlna hi.

TEAR : Khitui
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power.
Numei tuithau (Khitui) pen Tuitha bang in akhaupai pasal te lungtang pha in lelh cih tak in lel.

CONFERENCE : Thukikupna
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Mikhat ii lungkatna conference kah teng tung khansak na hi.

CRIMINAL : Misual te
A person no different from the rest ….except that he/she got caught
Mat ding loh buang ki lamdana a nei lo te.

BOSS : Sum hau te
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!!
Na zekai teh amanlang te, na manlan the a zekai te hi!!!!

POLITICIAN : Gam le minam a ding na sem te
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter
Kitelna hong tunma in hong bansat in, ki tel khit teh namuan na suan te.

DOCTOR : Siavuan
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Zatang tawh na nat te hong damsak in, bill tawh hong that te hi.

( Note : Ei kamzat tawh ki tuak ding a letkhia free translation hi in, grammatically hi lo hi.)